if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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