so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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