God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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