tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Holy sore nipples Batman
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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