Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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