exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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