she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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