It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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