Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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