I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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