Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Randomize
