vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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