the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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