Its about making memories worth repressing
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Randomize
