Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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