When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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