we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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