He is an equal opportunity slut.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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