Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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