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go home
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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