But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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