can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
