If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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