Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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