U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
As shirtless as possible
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize