I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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