i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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