i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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