I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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