Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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