Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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