No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Randomize
