So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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