The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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