I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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