Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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