So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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