that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
nutella sex= disaster
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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