I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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