i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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