she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
