I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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