Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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