do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
The feeling are messing with the penis
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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