Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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