oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize
