yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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