are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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