i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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