called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
my being single is dangerous.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
