Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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