is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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