butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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