i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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